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Hi guys.  I was hoping you could help me.

We had a glorious time at the Winter Seminar, 2007:  "The Quaquaversal Center".   During Lecture 5, "A New Exaultation:  The Inner Dimension", I had to go out and stand outside the door.  You see, a 90-year-old man was passing by in a wheel chair and as a doorkeeper, it was my responsibility to make sure that he didn't try to come in and disrupt the meeting.

Anyway the last point I heard in that lecture was #7 "The inverted seed".  I got back in the middle of point #12 "Smell the Quest".

Does anyone have notes they can share with me of what I missed?

Thanks.

Dear brother,

I missed out on this glorious opportunity, due to not knowing about it. Please, PUHLEASE keep me informed in the future whenever our dear brother is regurgitating his glorious incomprehensibility.

However, I have not left my change on the counter. I have started listening to our dear brother George's tape series on the book of Joshua sent to me by our dear brother Brent. The series was given in the San Fernando Valley in January, 1979. That is almost exactly 28 years ago, dear friends. Isn't that wonderful? It's a sign of the Lord's blessing on this Work!

In the first half hour I learned that the Lord raised up the Work in the SFV 9 or 10 years ago, (That would be in 1969 or 1970) and that the principal of a local high school had attended in the beginning. I learned that our dear brother invented the chapter summary Bible study method himself as a young marine! (Shame on the Navigators for taking credit!) And now his marvelous chapter summary method is in use even in Europe! I learned that our dear brother studied philosophy in the university and graduate school, and had 130 graduate credits in philosophy. He has even lectured at Nanterre Universite in Paris!

Oh dear friends, we are so blessed. I do so hope that someone can fill us in on points 7 through 12 of this glorious message, "A New Exaultation." I do so need to be exaulted once again. The effect has begun to wear off, and I need a new infusion to spur me on to overcome to make it to the quaquaversal center.

I was there for points 7 through 12. I even taped it. Unfortunately, I held the tape recorder too close to my own mouth during the lecture and the snoring sounds drown out the message. Perhaps someone else might be able to provide what you are looking for though. I did make some notes during point 6 (something having to do with ascending  pristine chariots I believe), shortly before I drifted off:

"Don't forget to buy milk. Take Smokey for a walk before watching TIVO replay of the game"

That's about all I've got though.

Thank you, brother.  But, let me encourage you not to tape the seminar.  Our Brother has instructed us to be very careful about this.  We don't want the tapes to get into the wrong hands.  There are folks out there who are enemies of God's testimony and would twist our Brother's words to do damage to This Ministry.

The Joshua series is fine, of course, because it is being played in the home of a sister of stature.

Good work, Wormwood! We really got these guys.

 >:D >:D Screwtape >:D >:D

Please do share notes. I need as much preparation for the midwest seminar as possible. I do assume GG will share the same homecooking from his kitchen.......... ;)

Wormwood,

Just hum Otis's "Sittin on the Dock of the Bay" (with the revised seminar version) from here on in until the next seminar and you won't have to worry about this bunch anymore.

If you can't remember the words, I'll dig them up again for you.

 >:D >:D Screwtape >:D >:D

p.s. see if you can get wormtongue to get the tape that the knucklehead sperling has and we'll change a few words and slip it to www.youtube.com. We'll make a hologram of the big guy............

If that doesn't work, I've got a couple women.........

Screwuptape >:D

Uncle,

I think this is what you were looking for:

Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come
Watching the pages turn
And then I watch 'em flip back again, yeah

I'm sittin' on my foldin’ chair
Watching the clock tick away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on a foldin’ chair
Wastin' time

I listen to Brother Georgia
’Cause he has so much to say
'Cause I've had nothing else to live for
And he says this is the godly way

So I'm just gonna sit on a foldin’ chair
Watching the clock tick away
Ooo, I'm sittin' on a foldin’ chair
Wastin' time

Look like nothing's gonna change
Everything still remains the same
I’ll try to do what he tell me to do
So maybe my life will change, yes

Sittin' here taken my notes
And my ackin’ back won't leave me alone
It's two thousand miles I roamed
Just to make Fullerton my home

Now, I'm just gonna sit on a foldin’ chair
Watching the clock tick away
Oooo-wee, sittin' on a foldin’ chair
Wastin' time

(whistle)  

Affectionately,

Wormwood   >:D

Margaret,

Actually, the biography of Dawson Trotman, founder of the Navigators, give the credit for the Chapter Summary method to Milo Jamison, pastor of the University Bible Church near UCLA.

Tom M.

My dear Wormwood,

Excellent verse! Simply EXCELLENT!!

I just have a few more suggestions for you so that we can finish up the work on this group and focus our attentions elsewhere. There are rumblings in the Mideast of a new body just recently discarded. It could prove to be an excellent choice for future dwelling. We shall see......

You will want to make sure to emphasize the words "wastin' time" and raise the decibels to a very loud whisper.

You have my permission to put the pressure on Wormtongue to make sure that the chairs are wooden, without cushions. They are available from Walmart in the event that the Midwestern gang has completely disposed of theirs. This current group will consider a shipment of fine wooden chairs to be heaven-sent.

If you run out of time before the next seminar begins, you may want to consider contacting some of Wormtongue's friends to help with loosening the screws on the chairs. This will cause a grand commotion and distraction as one by one, the chairs collapse!! It has worked splendidly in the past and should continue to bring enjoyment to us all as we watch those tushies hit the floor.  >:D A dominoes effect would be really cool, if you can work it out!

I know I can count on you, Wormwood! I have a glorious place reserved for you with many who are looking forward to the chance of working under your supervision. Don't miss the upcoming annual dinner at T.T.C. with Dr. Slubgob. Hopefully, by that time I'll have found the woman's version of Sittin' on the Dock. I'll pass it out then for approval and memorization. There are specific concerns for the women which must be taken under consideration for a successful event!

Yours truly, in one of hell's portals,

 >:D >:D Screwtape  >:D >:D
 

That's classified information. Are you working for Wormwood?

 >:D >:D       

For those of you who attended the Winter Seminar (I’m going through the notes in my quiet time) I was just astounded at something George said in lecture 2, “The Supernatural Antithesis”. 

George was telling us how scientists for years have been trying to solve the problem of the parallel ellipse.   I, of course, have never heard of the problem but I don’t walk in the same scholarly circles as our brother. 

Anyway, apparently top scientific minds have been working on this problem for centuries.  Well, the Lord showed Brother George the solution while he was meditating on the book of Ezekiel.  Apparently, a root Hebrew word in one of Ezekiel’s visions of the wheel within the wheel is the VERY SAME word as used in the verse “I am crucified with Christ, nevertheless I live…”

So, it is very obvious, that the secret to this problem that has eluded the top scientific minds for centuries is the cross - something that George has been preaching for years in his ministry!    Isn’t that wonderful?

Well, I need to get back to my notes, but I just wanted to stop and share that.

Dave---

Thanks for sharing brother. I didn't understand a thing you said, but it was glorious!! ;D

My dear Wormwood,

You are slipping up!  These folks are beginning to get it.

Get with it nephew, or someone will take your place.

 >:D >:D Screwtape  >:D >:D

Don't worry Joe.  Its better felt than telt!

Tom M

Yes thats sooo wonderfully glorious. It really spoke to me(not sure how just yet). Now what should my application be.......

MMmmm,

Yes.  Praise his name dear ones!  I have been basking in the light that God has shared with us through the ministry of Our Dear Brother, and while I don't understand it all yet, I give a hearty Amen! to what others have said here.  It is a glorious and life transforming word.

Prayer and Meditation groups will meet after the lecture.  Be sure you are able to contribute something, lost a missing outline point or a verse during the time, especially if you have any ambition for being a doorkeeper or responsible brother.

I can share with you all one application I have from sitting under Our Brother's ministry:  I'm going to pray every day that the Lord impart vision to me by breaking me and not letting me have my own way.  Self gratification is the way of the flesh, which as we learned is always at war with the spirit.  Unless I am dead to myself, and willing to yield, I'll never grasp the higher things, His House, His Bride, and the upward calling of God in Christ Jesus.

Let's close in prayer:

"dear lord, thank you for preparing a fit vessel, and using our brother to impart real light to us....blah blah blah."

I used to listen to this cretin...

My dear friends,

Our dear brother has been in the kitchen of heaven preparing a fresh meal for us. O the Wonder, O the Glory, O the B.S. No stale bread for us!

Let us not question the Charleton

The wolf comes to steal. The shepherd protects the flock. Our dear brother fleeces the flock. And takes the virgins and cares for them. He brings them to his bosom and embraces them. He fondles them and caresses them. O how he cares for the sheep.  How can we ever repay him cry the virgins.

He even writes poems for you little ones. Come to my abode as in the Songs and let me lay with you. I will cherish you as a new bride until morning.

What a creep! God have mercy on this wretched phony. My only regret is how he BS'd us for so long!

VPG