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: UP & COMING SEMINARS : freebird February 03, 2003, 02:37:33 AM UP & COMING SEMINARS
Please make recommendations for the following: *Seminar Title *Lecture Titles *Guest Lecturers *Crowd Control Measures *Seating Arrangements *Scheduling of Meetings *Review Techniques *Any Other Important Point That Must Be Made Note: This is serious. You do want a good time, don't you? Remember, this is your chance to make a difference! : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : Arthur February 03, 2003, 02:48:04 AM Um..yeah, and we're meeting at my house. Or was it Taco Bell? Praise the Lord dear friends, let us eat another glorious gordita, shall we? Waddya say?!
: Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : freebird February 03, 2003, 02:49:53 AM How about...."Think and Grow Rich"?
We'll just let GG preach at that one. : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : freebird February 03, 2003, 03:04:45 AM Testimony to Georgie
Lecture #1 The Lodge SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #2 The Vision of the Lodge SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #3 The Stewardship of the Vision of the Lodge SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #4 The Lodge CenterSUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #5 The Authority of the Lodge SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #6 The Lodge's Covering SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #7 The Glory of the Lodge SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. ...and yes, all the lectures say the same thing, just scrambled a bit. Some things shouldn't change! : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : Ken Fuller February 03, 2003, 03:10:34 AM I was wondering what people in the midwest are going to do Memorial Day?
Indy 500 anyone ?????????? : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : Arthur February 03, 2003, 10:34:52 AM Hey, that outline is almost worthy of the great GG himself. Hey, why wait for memorial day. Today is Groundhog's Day! If we see George come out of his hole, then it will be winter for another month.
: Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : freebird February 04, 2003, 09:04:50 AM Do you all remember this one?..........
Getting Back, Perils, and Snoring : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : H February 04, 2003, 09:22:47 PM Testimony to Georgie Lecture #1 The Lodge SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #2 The Vision of the Lodge SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #3 The Stewardship of the Vision of the Lodge SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #4 The Lodge CenterSUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #5 The Authority of the Lodge SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #6 The Lodge's Covering SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. Lecture #7 The Glory of the Lodge SUBJECT: The lodge has special vision that no other group has. Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge. ...and yes, all the lectures say the same thing, just scrambled a bit. Some things shouldn't change! Dear Garth, I think you deserve some sort of special prize for this post. It is absolutely hilarious!!! ;D Thanks for giving me a good laugh! "A merry heart doeth good [like] a medicine." Prov. 17:22 : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : Susan McCarthy February 05, 2003, 09:26:24 PM Since I'll be writing my Ph.D. dissertation in a year or two, I thought of a title, "Dogma, Discipline, and Onward"
How's that?- I couldn't resist. : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : Ken Fuller February 05, 2003, 09:53:52 PM Susan --
you don't need a PHD. Just a couple of philosophy classes, and then be sure to tell us over and over and over that you "could have" had your PhD, but you gave it up for God. That'll qualify you!!!! : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : Susan McCarthy February 05, 2003, 11:17:58 PM Ken,
You are hilarious. Oops, I never got permission from anyone to apply!! :-) : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : freebird February 05, 2003, 11:41:41 PM Here is a seminar in construction ;D:
The 7th Day: A Higher Knowledge Lecture #1 A New Beginning (GG will recreate creation in such a way that no one will even care to question him) Lecture #2 A New Rest (GG will redefine "rest" to mean "sacrifice yourself and family for GG's ministry" Lecture #3 The Importance of the 7th Day (actually this is more focused on the unimportance of others interpretations. GG will publically ridicule any dissenting opinions) Lecture #4 The Eternal Purpose This will make absolutely no sense to any clear thinking individual. BUT, DON't WALK OUT.....YOU MIGHT STILL GET A BLESSING!) Lecture #5 The Semi-Eternal Purpose (Here is the real scoop.......Serve the temporal needs of GG) Lecture #6 The Eternal 7th Day (This should really provide great hope to all. The Lodge experience will never end :'() Lecture #7 The Glory of the 7th Day Laborers (Just think, in the glory, you will have this testimony..........You served GG, you shunned other Christians, you were full of spiritual pride, you scared many away from the Lord. WOW!) And remember this is all free! But of course all your offerings already paid for it 100 times over. But let's not bring that up! : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : Arthur February 05, 2003, 11:48:22 PM Yes brother. Your wallets are safe here. :P
: Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : outdeep February 06, 2003, 12:07:38 AM Having been familiar with the Assembly since 1978, I am familiar with most of the things that happened. However, this "7th day" refererence seemed to have happened after I left. Could someone fill me in as to what George was teaching regarding the 7th day of creation?
: Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : freebird February 06, 2003, 12:19:33 AM Dave,
I missed it as well, but I am told that GG started teaching that man was made on the 7th day of creation. To me, this is a heretical teaching. It totally warps the New Testament rest. : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : David Mauldin February 06, 2003, 12:19:44 AM I'm still trying to figure out, "I'd rather be in hell with Christ than in heaven without him"
: Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : outdeep February 06, 2003, 12:45:14 AM I'm not sure I would give that thought credence by calling it heritical. It's just silly. Unless one believes that God, in a moment of confusion, was talking to himself on the 6th day in Genesis 1:29-31 having forgotten he hadn't gotten around to create man yet.
David: Maybe it's one of those unintelligible one hand clapping type riddles: "I'd rather be in a famine with food than to be at a feast without any." : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : free February 06, 2003, 12:45:26 AM ANOTHER GREAT SEMINAR - DON'T SNORE THROUGH THIS ONE!
Theme: "THE GLORIOUS, OVERWINNING RICHES" or "DON'T LEAVE YOUR CHANGE ON THE COUNTER" Lecture l - REVEALED GIVING Send me cash Lecture 2 - UNALTERABLE GIVING Send Betty cash so I don't have to share mine. Lecture 3 - RECKONING GIVING Send cash now even though your kids need new shoes Lecture 4 - PROPHETIC GIVING Send cash and I'll be richer than you Lecture 5 - THE DEPTHS OF GIVING Send more cash. David needs another car. Lecture 6 - QUICKENING GIVING Send cash quick Lecture 7 - GLORIES, GIVING, AND BEYOND Send cash. My off-shore accounts are swelling. FINAL POEM: "If you knew what I wasn't telling you, you wouldn't let me out of here" by Dimitri the Dull : Re:UP & COMING SEMINARS : freebird February 06, 2003, 03:15:33 AM Free,
Great seminar post! I wouldn't miss that for the world. I'll be sure to bring lots of cash ;D. |