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: Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: wolverine February 07, 2003, 04:16:08 AM
Is there a vote for Nazi Softie???

BrentTr0ckmanFan

P.S. This is NOT a Brent-bashing thread...it is a venting venue for thoughts of ignorance based on your opinion of Brent and his Nazi-ism or Softie-ness... ;)

Members of "Brent" and any relative or employee of his are not allowed to vote. :)


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: BenJapheth February 07, 2003, 07:24:29 AM
Brent's neither...He's doing a balancing act and trying to be just.

He's going to upset people no matter what he does.  Freedom is tough thing...But, it can't be anarchy, either.

All the best, Chuck


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: freebird February 07, 2003, 07:27:02 AM
Brent is a BB HERO!


(I'm trying for a promotion ;))


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: wolverine February 07, 2003, 07:38:39 AM
Garth, you ruined it!!!  ;) You revealed your hand...doin' great until you let it known what you were doing (erase it...QUICK!!)...maybe the Monarch SuperEditor will see through that to your truly-devoted-to-GA.com heart...let the Brent speak!!!! Friends, Romans, GA.com-ites!!!!

BrentTr0ckmanFan


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: freebird February 07, 2003, 04:38:21 PM
Brent is the BB CROC HUNTER

http://a1912.g.akamaitech.net/7/1912/34/6e183d8bcd63ef/animal.discovery.com/fansites/crochunter/photos/gallery/gallery.03_sm.jpg



: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Arthur February 07, 2003, 08:51:43 PM
Action photos

(http://www.phase9.tv/images1a/Crocodile_Hunter_-7.jpg)
(http://www.phase9.tv/images1a/Crocodile_Hunter_-8.jpg)
(http://www.festivalofreading.com/2002/07/08/photos/xpress_croc_hunter_345.jpg)


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Eulaha L. Long February 07, 2003, 10:23:50 PM
I think Brent is a very nice person! :)


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Mrs. Arthur February 08, 2003, 12:34:42 AM
Paul - what about former employees?  Do they count?  (This could get interesting  :D)


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: wolverine February 08, 2003, 11:34:41 AM
Oh no...former employees can definitely vote...(yes, this could get interesting!!!)  ;)

BrentTr0ckmanFan


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: editor February 08, 2003, 11:39:40 AM
There are at least two former employees of mine on this bulletin board.  I am in trouble, because they don't work for me any longer, and I can't threaten them like I am used to doing.... :-[ :-[

Woe is me :'( :'(

Now I will be found out.... :'(

Brent, a kinder, gentler, compassionate Nazi.


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Luke Robinson February 08, 2003, 12:34:31 PM
I don't really think of Brent as a Nazi.  He is a swell guy even with our lil' disagreements.

I think of him more like a lovable polar bear like those in the Coke commercials.  

Lovable but powerful.

Ciao.

Luke Robinson


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Mark C. February 09, 2003, 04:18:58 AM
Hi All!
  Before I make my vote I wish to state that the fact that I'm a Head Steward in Training to the Brother in question will not color my position one way or another. ;)
   I have only one beef with our esteemed Administrator and that is his careless handling of a post he made re. walks on the beach!  This certainly does not raise him to the status of a Nazi, but is cause for great concern!
   The post, you will recall, had to do with taking time off and walking on the beach.  This was a most cruel suggestion, because he must have known that there would be folks from the Midwest, Iceland, and other artic regions where such walks could prove deadly!!
   This proves even more cruel when we consider the piles of snow in places like Omaha and not even having a mountain to ski down!  The best they can achieve is sledding down a hill, or the like.
   I demand that Brent repent and apologize for his hardness of heart in creating jealousy and envy in our dear artic brethren as we basked in summer like temps. and can stroll down the beach in our shorts (er, not the european style)! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
         I love you Brent!             Mark


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: jesusfreak February 09, 2003, 04:48:28 AM
I suppose brent could be considered a nazi due to the totalitarian nature of being an Admin, but i think this is solely due to his station and not his character


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Nancy Newswander February 09, 2003, 05:25:22 AM
Dear MarK C:

It seems you are fitting nicely into the category of "those typical Californians" who think that winter and snow must be avoided, that no one could possibly choose to live in such places - they must be there by necessity, and that you are located in the best place.  Wrong!!!!  I LOVE winter.   I LOVE snow.  And you, Mr. C. are missing out by not being able to experience a wonderful midwest winter.  



: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Scott McCumber February 09, 2003, 05:36:07 AM
My two cents:

Brent has struck an excellent balance between softie and nazi. Any job where you are called on to please many different factions of people is impossible. You do the best you can, no apologies and take your lumps. That's what he's done.

And, Nancy, I spent 30 years in Illinois before I wised up and moved to the beach. Snow is great when it's falling out of the sky. But I can do without seven months of cloud cover, slush, searing windchill, colds, weight gain and pasty skin.

It was 72 here today, by the way! ;D 8)

Suckers! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

S


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Luke Robinson February 09, 2003, 08:28:43 AM
Alright folks, I think the "Nazi" thing is kind of a sick joke.  Shame on my hoosier brother for starting it.  I will have to pop him one.

Anyways, I know all you people living out there by the beach with your nice tans and your little surfboards!  But let me tell you somethin'!  SNOW BUILDS CHARACTER!!  You actually get to enjoy all four seasons.  It is not just warm, and it is not just cold.  IT IS ALL BEAUTIFUL!!  Let me say that you California people are missing out on the beauty of all the seasons.  But you go ahead, get your nice little tans.  Just don't get skin cancer.

Luke "under discipline" Robinson


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Oscar February 09, 2003, 10:25:21 AM
SNOW.........I HATE SNOW!!!!!!

I was raised in LA Calif.   In California snow is taught to behave!   I must stay its place in the mountains where it can be visited for a little fun when people WANT TO.

In 1960 my uncle Sam decided I should go live at one of his country clubs in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.  (they are LOUSY at snow training in Michigan!)

The first day I reported to work, they gave me a shovel and sent me out to clear a PARKING LOT!!!

IF GOD WANTED PARKING LOTS TO BE COVERED WITH SNOW HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN PEOPLE BUILT IN SNOW PLOWS!

On the fourth God created the sun, (so Californians could enjoy themselves all winter).  

Snow doesn't build character, it rusts out cars.  All you midwest folks need to buy a copy of "Snow Training" by Harold Fugate.

Tom M.



: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Luke Robinson February 09, 2003, 10:43:41 AM
Oh yeah?  Well, all you tender-foots out in California don't really know what is living.  You haven't lived until you run around in the snow for about five minutes in some swim trunks and then jump in a hot tub.  That is quite an experience.  You never went to Alaska and seen the beauty of huge glaciers.  And have you ever went out walking late at night, where the air is crisp and there is beautiful snow all around?  There isn't a sound because it is all muffled by the snow.  And then you see a shooting star flash across the sky.  It is really a beautiful thing.  NOT ALL THE TIME.  But it is good to get out of school.  YOU CAN ENJOY WINTER.  Imagine that!!

Ciao.

Luke Robinson


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Mrs. Arthur February 09, 2003, 11:05:48 AM
I suppose brent could be considered a nazi due to the totalitarian nature of being an Admin, but i think this is solely due to his station and not his character

That is unless you mess up the phone scripts at work!

Paul said that former employees can post but current ones can't so...

I remember when I first started to work for Brent he had only been out of the group a few months.  He was working on becoming a more kicked-back guy but hadn't quite achieved that.  Any ways, it was my first week and I hadn't memorized the phone scripts yet and I answered a call - it was a new patient.  I didn't ask half the questions I was suppose to and when I hung up the phone Brent entreated me as to if I had read the scripts.  Needless to say he drilled me on them for the next few days and you know what?  I learned those scripts!  

I do have to say over the few years that I worked for Brent he lightened up A LOT!  He may joke around and come off like a Nazi but he's a softie (whether or not he would like to admit it  :D).


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: editor February 09, 2003, 11:44:48 AM
Uh, gee, thanks Mrs. Arthur.

You make me look real bad.  I was the best boss you ever had and you know it!  

You are showing a rebellious and independent spirit with that last post.  You bring reproach on my sacred phone scripts!   ;D

When are you coming back to work?

Brent


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: karensanford February 09, 2003, 12:53:27 PM
We need to start a thread (or support group...???) for Brent's former employees.  I can think of two (both named Rachel) here besides me.

Brent is somewhat of a nazi in that he
a) expects that you will show up to work on time :o  
b) demands that you "follow the scripts!!"
c) wouldn't hire someone with a ring through their lip or who says "dude" a lot, and in fact seems to hire only young good looking women  ;D
d) could be accused of indoctrinating his employees when he stands over them at the counter between patients, banging his fist and expounding on the theories of Ayn Rand or pitting Republicanism vs. Libertarianism.  

WOE to he who messes with the system.  The office runs like a well-oiled machine in which each piece knows its part.

Once you learn to deal with these quirks, Brent is a quite charming teddy bear in a Hawaiian shirt.  As long as you aren't an insurance company.


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Mark C. February 09, 2003, 09:26:29 PM
Hi to my dear Midwestern Friends! :)
   I knew I could get a rise out of you with my post re. the cold in the Midwest.
  Since serious post's seem to be ignored, and the light hearted one's get a flood of response, I was using a populist approach to posting in an attempt to engage other's in conversation (I know---- get a life Mark!).
   Since I now have the attention of some:  Please pray for the "Leaders" in the San Fernando Valley and their willingness to come out of denial.  Also pray for those still in the Valley who are trying to put pressure on them to face the issues before them.
    If you feel any anger re. my previous "artic" post please also add to your prayer list a request for blizzard conditons on the West Coast ;)  You Exmembers can be so bitter! :) :)
                               God Bless,   Mark C.


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: editor February 09, 2003, 09:28:29 PM
WHAAAaaaa?!! :o :o

Quirks?  What do you mean?  I don't have any quirks!

Karen is right, the office runs like a well oiled machine.
BTW, I don't bang my fist on the counter, unless someone botches a script!

Also, the scripts aren't weird, they're important so that we get the info we need, quickly and thouroughly so that we know how to best serve each patient.

That is the reason people drive and fly from out of state to see me.  It's the scripts.  No scripts, no patients.

It might have something to do with my skill, but I really think my success is due to Karen and Rachels using the phone scripts properly.

"Do you prefer morning or afternoon?"
"Who can we thank for referring you?"

That's the secret folks.

Brent


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Rudy February 09, 2003, 09:33:39 PM
Banging fist on counter.

Isn't that workplace violence ?   ;)


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Oscar February 10, 2003, 03:34:36 AM
Luke wrote...


"Oh yeah?  Well, all you tender-foots out in California don't really know what is living.  You haven't lived until you run around in the snow for about five minutes in some swim trunks and then jump in a hot tub.  That is quite an experience.  You never went to Alaska and seen the beauty of huge glaciers.  And have you ever went out walking late at night, where the air is crisp and there is beautiful snow all around?  There isn't a sound because it is all muffled by the snow.  And then you see a shooting star flash across the sky.  It is really a beautiful thing.  NOT ALL THE TIME.  But it is good to get out of school.  YOU CAN ENJOY WINTER.  Imagine that!!"

Ciao.

Luke Robinson


Luke,

Tender foots, (don't you mean tenderfeet?) out in California?

Say what????    Hey since when did they ever have the WINTER OLYMPICS in Nebraska??   We got plenty snow you betcha.

We got 14,000 foot mountains!   We got one side of the biggest lake west of the Mississippi, and it FREEZES every winter.  We love to visit these places, and then return to where people ought to live.  

IF GOD WANTED PEOPLE TO LIVE WHERE IT SNOWS HE WOULD HAVE MADE THEM FURRY!!!

By the way, there is one good thing about snow I learned in the UP of Michigan.  (UP stands for Unthawed Place)   People will pick up hitchhikers whenever it snows.  They don't want to find you frozen in the ditch after the first thaw.

Run around in the snow in your bathing suit???   Did you really say that?

God bless your frozen heart,
Tom M.


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: editor February 10, 2003, 03:47:09 AM
Dear Luke,

When I was a lad your age, we used to go to Mammoth mountain several times every winter to ski.

Unlike in Nebraska, where you are lucky to get 2 feet of snow overnight, in Mammoth, I have seen it snow 6 feet, in one day, numerous times!

We would sit around in the hot tub, with 6, maybe 8 feet of snow, in the form of a wall, surrounding the hot tub.

We dug a network of tunnels through the walls of snow, like a bunchh of freakin hamsters!  While the snow was somewhat soft, it froze up like ice after our warm, wet skin slithered in for as long as we could take the cold.  After about 4 days of this, you could slide around, make left turns, right turns, etc. for a good long time, all the while buried under 5 to 6 feet of snow.

(Being about 19, we were too "smart" to consider what would have happened if a cave in had occured.)

Also, we broke through the ice of the swimming pool, jumped in, and swam underwater, then popped back out through the hole and jumped back into the hot tub.

My point?  Californians invented this sort of stuff.  You guys should stick to BBQ and football.  Leave the hard stuff to us, who have way more experience in things like this.

Brent


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: karensanford February 10, 2003, 04:03:02 AM
Luke-I was born and raised in San Luis Obispo.  I had done every one of these things prior to ever moving to Washington.  Your experiences are as broad as your imagination--pursue them!  

Oh yeah?  Well, all you tender-foots out in California don't really know what is living.  You haven't lived until you run around in the snow for about five minutes in some swim trunks and then jump in a hot tub.  That is quite an experience.  You never went to Alaska and seen the beauty of huge glaciers.  And have you ever went out walking late at night, where the air is crisp and there is beautiful snow all around?  There isn't a sound because it is all muffled by the snow.  And then you see a shooting star flash across the sky.  It is really a beautiful thing.  NOT ALL THE TIME.  But it is good to get out of school.  YOU CAN ENJOY WINTER.  Imagine that!!

Ciao.

Luke Robinson


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: wolverine February 10, 2003, 07:55:04 PM
Wait, wait, WAIT!!!!

Is this thread called "Do you like snow? Vote here!"

NOOOOO!!!!

I think we've taken a little too much liberty and gotten WAAAAAAYYY off subject... ;)

My vote has now gone to "Super-softie" for not only allowing this rampid infiltration of nonsense take place but even PARTICIPATING!!!!!!  

But alas, I the lowly keeper of the flame, have not a say in this matter...

Keep it as you will, Super-softie... ;)

BrentTr0ckmanFanButKindOfOnTheFence


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: Rudy February 10, 2003, 08:41:46 PM
Watch out where the huskys go
and don't you eat that yellow snow  8)

Zappa


: Re:Is Brent a BB Nazi or a BB Softie??? Vote Here
: lemonlime February 15, 2003, 11:08:35 AM

IF GOD WANTED PEOPLE TO LIVE WHERE IT SNOWS HE WOULD HAVE MADE THEM FURRY!!!

you mean you havent met the furry people yet? *sigh* you sun-people need to get out more often


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