The Great Carob Deception

[MGov]

Well the Carob Deception gets this post; I didn't want to create a new thread.

Bible trivia
(none of these are originals of mine; the credit goes to those who have told them to me over the years - my Ma, my great-uncle... (just joking))

The Bible speaks of:

Baseball:
In the beginning

Tennis:
Joseph served in Pharaoh's courts

Smoking:
Genesis 24:64
And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off her camel.

Getting stoned:
Exodus 19:13a
There shall not an hand touch it, but he shall surely be stoned,

Honda
Joshua 9:2
That they gathered themselves together, to fight with Joshua and with Israel, with one accord.
Acts 2:1
And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.

Nissan
Nehemiah 2:1
And it came to pass in the month Nisan, in the twentieth year of Artaxerxes the king, that wine was before him: and I took up the wine, and gave it unto the king. Now I had not been beforetime sad in his presence.

[Mark Kisla]

 Mgov,
You forgot
MOTORCYCLE; 'Davids Triumph was heard through the countryside'

[Joe Sperling]

The 2 shortest guys in the Bible were Kneehighmiah
and Bildad the Shuhite.

[paul hohulin]

There was one individual who was shorter; the guard who slept on his watch.