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Author Topic: The "New" Humor  (Read 48812 times)
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« on: January 19, 2003, 08:23:22 am »

Dear Friends:

Some of you will rejoice, some will wonder, some may howl, but things have changed.  You can read about it on the main website, and more details will follow.

Repentance has occurred, is occurring, and will continue to occurr, and due to this I ask all of you to do your best to edify and encourage eachother, God is Amazing and what took place today is above all that I could ask or think.

I am going out to dinner, and later tonite I'll post a few answers to the questions you ask.  Use your telephones!  Spread the good news.  Where sin abounded, grace super-abounds! Smiley

This is for real!  Again, details to follow.

Brent Tr0ckman
Danny Edwards
Jeff Lehmkuhl
Roberto Sanchez
Ray Dienzo
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Arthur
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2003, 10:14:30 pm »

Um...I liked some of the old humor, and I'm wondrin where they went.  
 Huh
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2003, 02:20:54 am »

According to: http://geftakysassembly.com/Sunday!.html

When the brothers saw this, they knew that I was for real and so at two in the afternoon, we took a break and then all met at my house, where we drafted letters, prayed and had a party in honor of the delete key, and its many functions.  A memorable moment at this time is when someone said, "When I press this button, seventy two pages are going to disappear."

The Lord turned our laughter into true joy!

As much as I miss the "jokes", I rejoice that the Lord used our 1080 posts in a special way to bring joy to his people at the "delete key party"

Isaiah 52:7b "Your God reigns!"
8  Your watchmen shall lift up their voices, With their voices they shall sing together; For they shall see eye to eye When the LORD brings back Zion.
9b  Break forth into joy, sing together
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2003, 08:30:57 pm »

Ok, I've had enough!  You are asking jokers like me to stop joking?!?!?!  Can a leopard change its spots?  Is the Pope Catholic?  

Your "new humor" is sooooooo bad, I've started watching reruns of the "Love Boat" for entertainment!

Your "new humor" is sooooooo bad, that I can't eat or talk anymore because I've just recorded the world's longest yawn (157hrs!)

Your "new humor" is sooooooo bad, a bunch of computer geeks right now are trying to get your password to shut you down!

Your "new humor" is sooooooo bad, you make Al Gore sound like an inspirational speaker!

Your "new humor" is sooooooo bad, I think purgatory is upon us!
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2003, 08:48:51 pm »

Dear poster Garth

Please, do not violate your posterhood, or compromise your Grin posternality!  Grin

Just don't make us laugh...... Grin Grin Grin

Brent
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2003, 11:00:36 pm »

THIS HUMOR DESERVES A BOOT ON THE POSTERIOR!!!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

OOOOOOUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2003, 11:09:01 pm »

OH NO!  IT'S HAPPENNING AGAIN!!!!!

POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER!!


I must post, post, post, post, post!
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2003, 11:24:30 pm »

So are we going to bring back the dork-eepers?  And how about some George pictures for old time's sake?  Waddya say!?
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2003, 11:28:51 pm »

Arthur,

I knew you would come back here!!  I knew I could count on my fellow jokester.  We can be jesters in the King's court!  Maybe we better hold out on the pictures, however.  Remember, this is "new" humor.  Sort-of like "new and improved".  But,.........do you have any pictures of Brent?  I think he should get roasted now.  He wanted "new" humor, so "Waddya say!?"  
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2003, 11:36:47 pm »

Here is some of the "Old Humor" Grin

There were 3 preachers talking about how they divide up the offering.  

The first said he draws a circle on the ground, then he stands in middle of the circle and throws all the money up into the air.  Whatever falls outside the circle is God's.  Whatever falls inside the circle is for him.

The second said he also draws a circle on the ground and throws all the money up into the air.  But, whatever falls inside the circle is God's and whatever falls outside the circle is for him.

The third preacher said his method is even simpler.  He did not need the circle at all.  He just throws all the money up into the air.  Whatever God throws back is for him.

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No Garth my signature is not the punch line   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2003, 11:39:17 pm »

Bob,

Did you use that Jim Elliot quote as a punchline for your joke?
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2003, 11:43:37 pm »

Arthur,

SSSHHHHHHH!  (that's our story...get it?)
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2003, 11:48:40 pm »

By the way, where is Queen KimberlEy?....the scullery steward of the soaking pots and pans for the ministry of the dynamic oversight of the redemption-planned persons(something like that Roll Eyes)

QUEEN KIMBERLEY take your throne!!!
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2003, 12:30:15 am »

Here are the "new" rules:

No fast food references!
No Dork-eeper talk
No enema jokes
No sisters posting without headcoverings
No pictures (either modified or real)
No references to bad preaching that made us "pass-out"
No making fun of me, Garth, AT ALL!
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2003, 12:42:00 am »

kNow Dork-eeper talk
kNow enema jokes
kNow making fun of me, Garth, AT ALL!

I was a doork-eeper in the days when the Gerson diet with its coffee enemas was fairly common.  When any saint would show of looking wiped out we would ask them if they have been taking their coffee on the wrong end again.  Grin

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No Garth my signature is not the punch line  Smiley
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