the asylum for certifiables

[matthew r. sciaini]

All:

If anybody wants to go absolutely sicko-nutty-whacko-bang-head-on-the wall-eat-froot-loops-in-gin insane, this is the thread in which he or she can do it!    Our experience in the assemblies entitles us!   This is an illogical step away from earlier threads called "the venting page" and "planned randomness".

Maybe you have no words with meaning and just want to type symbols until you're tired out.  Fine.   If the inmates run the asylum things will probably be OK.

I know that I myself have probably very little excuse compared to many in wanting just to run amok. 

If you are wanting to be certifiable (at least on this board), this is a safe way to express it.  There are some who have written that the book of Relevation was comparable to a really bad psychadelic trip.  While I do not subscribe to that, and have never been on a psychadelic trip, I have been christened "helmet boy" a number of times (no, I didn't play football).

Let's bounce off the walls!

Matt   

[moonflower2]

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[matthew r. sciaini]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha       

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Matt Sciaini

[Joe Sperling]

I'm very confused about this thread and what it is really all about. There are a lot of "ha ha ha's"
and smiley faces which appear to have been put there for no purpose at all. This is counter-productive and let me explain why. A contortionist once told me that negative energy is supplied
by unknown mediums which are really solids, but in reality are liquids in a gaseous state. These are compelled by frozen irridiation to compactly refute the formulation of the non-hindered foibles of
freedom to initiate this cosmic mystery involved within the brain of Julia Child's grandson.

Another aspect of this can be considered when we diagnose the symmetric patterns of quagnotric
manifestations in the cognitive memory of source supplies demonstrated in fundic foundation when
the temperature is conducive to wave length chronology in resolute states of sluices found nowhere.

I hope you will consider this because it is an truly important part of the phantasm called into play by
iconoclasms of fortune through much meditation of mentors of manipulation in the nether regions of
your memory--though often confused with the nurture of nemesis called "beacon ampleness" as recently as 1933 by Curly of the 3 Stooges.

Thank You for listening and I hope that clears things up a bit. If you have an alternate opinion please feel free not to post it.

[al Hartman]

Joe, I notice you don't cite your sources.  You really should check your facts more closely.  E.g., it was not Julia Child's grandson, but Julia Roberts' child nephew.

al

[matthew r. sciaini]

(sung to the tune of "walking in a winter wonderland")

Sirens ring, are you listening?
In the lane, metal's glistening.
A wonderful sight, and down for a fight,
Hangin' in a ghetto wonderland

Gone away, are the po-lice
Here to stay, are the homies
Turned out in full gear, and causing such fear
Watchin' in their ghetto wonderland

In the alley we can jump a recruit
Hit him many times until he falls down
"Am I in?" he asks, and we say, "no, man"
You gotta shoot someone to prove you're down

Later on we'll conspire
To set the neighborhood on fire
As it goes up in flames, the white man's to blame
The devil of the ghetto wonderland

Note:  I don't actually do any of these things.  I just enjoy taking meaningless holiday songs and twisting them totally inside out.
How much meaning would "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" have to someone in Congo, or in Fiji? 

I know that Assembly was somewhat weird about Christmas, but the facts are the facts:  Christmas is a big fat mixture of all sorts of things.  It is good that we have such a time of year, for some people are as open as they will ever be to the gospel around this time.  Snow is beautiful in its place, but what does it have to do with the birth of Christ?  As much as Christ and Saturn have to do with one another. (can you say "Constantine?)

Matt

[moonflower2]

The First Bar of Gold (The First Noel)

           The first bar of gold that Georgie did take
                           Was from certain poor people who worked very hard
                                          In fields where they gleaned from morning til night
                                                          Where he threw them some morsels and put them to sleep                                             
                                                                       Bars of Gold, Bars of GoldBars of Gold, of Gold                                                                               
                                                                                        Large is the stash that he has in his hold.

[moonflower2]

  
                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
   

[GDG]

                                                                    
                                                            
                                                       
                                                 
                                             
                                          
                                                                    
                                                                    

[moonflower2]

                                                
                                                  
                                                  
                                                     
                                                   
                                                   
                                                 
                                                 
                                               
                                              

[matthew r. sciaini]

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH    DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

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I'm having my own party but you're all invited.

This is what happens when ability and desire to communicate ebb.

Ignorance of the idiots is no excuse.

Ignoring idiots can be a big mistake.

Padded walls are blessed things.

A cold war can be far worse than an actual attack or battle.  In a state of war one has the mindset of battle and preparedness thereof.   In a cold war the object, strategies and desired outcomes are far harder to quantify. 

[moonflower2]

                                   
                                           
                                          
                                          
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[moonflower2]

                               
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[moonflower2]

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[al Hartman]

certifiable, (SURT-uh-FI-uh-bul), noun,  One who has W A Y too much time on her hands.