UP & COMING SEMINARS

[David Mauldin]

I'm still trying to figure out, "I'd rather be in hell with Christ than in heaven without him"

[outdeep]

I'm not sure I would give that thought credence by calling it heritical.  It's just silly.  Unless one believes that God, in a moment of confusion, was talking to himself on the 6th day in Genesis 1:29-31 having forgotten he hadn't gotten around to create man yet.

David:  Maybe it's one of those unintelligible one hand clapping type riddles:  "I'd rather be in a famine with food than to be at a feast without any."

[free]

ANOTHER GREAT SEMINAR - DON'T SNORE THROUGH THIS ONE!
       
    Theme: "THE GLORIOUS, OVERWINNING RICHES" or
             "DON'T LEAVE YOUR CHANGE ON THE COUNTER"

Lecture l - REVEALED GIVING
Send me cash

Lecture 2 -  UNALTERABLE GIVING
Send Betty cash so I don't have to share mine.

Lecture 3 -  RECKONING GIVING
Send cash now even though your kids need new shoes

Lecture 4 -  PROPHETIC GIVING
Send cash and I'll be richer than you

Lecture 5 - THE DEPTHS OF  GIVING
Send more cash. David needs another car.

Lecture 6 - QUICKENING GIVING
Send cash quick

Lecture 7  - GLORIES, GIVING, AND BEYOND
Send cash. My off-shore accounts are swelling.

FINAL POEM:
 "If you knew what I wasn't telling you, you wouldn't let me out of here"  
                                             by Dimitri the Dull

[freebird]

Free,

Great seminar post!  I wouldn't miss that for the world.  I'll be sure to bring lots of cash .