UP & COMING SEMINARS

[freebird]

UP & COMING SEMINARS

Please make recommendations for the following:

*Seminar Title
*Lecture Titles
*Guest Lecturers
*Crowd Control Measures
*Seating Arrangements
*Scheduling of Meetings
*Review Techniques
*Any Other Important Point That Must Be Made

Note:  This is serious.  You do want a good time, don't you?

Remember, this is your chance to make a difference!

[Arthur]

Um..yeah, and we're meeting at my house.  Or was it Taco Bell?  Praise the Lord dear friends, let us eat another glorious gordita, shall we? Waddya say?!

[freebird]

How about...."Think and Grow Rich"?

We'll just let GG preach at that one.

[freebird]

Testimony to Georgie

Lecture #1   The Lodge

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #2   The Vision of the Lodge

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #3    The Stewardship of the Vision of the Lodge

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #4   The Lodge Center

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #5   The Authority of the Lodge

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #6   The Lodge's Covering

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #7    The Glory of the Lodge

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

...and yes, all the lectures say the same thing, just scrambled a bit.  Some things shouldn't change!

[Ken Fuller]

I was wondering what people in the midwest are going to do Memorial Day?

Indy 500 anyone ?

[Arthur]

Hey, that outline is almost worthy of the great GG himself.  Hey, why wait for memorial day.  Today is Groundhog's Day! If we see George come out of his hole, then it will be winter for another month.

[freebird]

Do you all remember this one?..........





Getting Back, Perils, and Snoring

[H]

Testimony to Georgie

Lecture #1   The Lodge

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #2   The Vision of the Lodge

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #3    The Stewardship of the Vision of the Lodge

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #4   The Lodge Center

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #5   The Authority of the Lodge

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #6   The Lodge's Covering

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

Lecture #7    The Glory of the Lodge

SUBJECT:  The lodge has special vision that no other group has.  Be faithful to the Lodgemasters or loose your key to the Lodge.

...and yes, all the lectures say the same thing, just scrambled a bit.  Some things shouldn't change!

Dear Garth,

I think you deserve some sort of special prize for this post. It is absolutely hilarious!!!  
Thanks for giving me a good laugh!

"A merry heart doeth good [like] a medicine."
Prov. 17:22  

[Susan McCarthy]

Since I'll be writing my Ph.D. dissertation in a year or two, I thought of a title,  "Dogma, Discipline, and Onward"

How's that?- I couldn't resist.

[Ken Fuller]

Susan --

you don't need a PHD.  Just a couple of philosophy classes, and then be sure to tell us over and over and over that you "could have" had your PhD, but you gave it up for God.

That'll qualify you!!!!

[Susan McCarthy]

Ken,

You are hilarious.  Oops, I never got permission from anyone to apply!!  :-)

[freebird]

Here is a seminar in construction :

The 7th Day:  A Higher Knowledge

Lecture #1   A New Beginning

                   

(GG will recreate creation in such a way that no one will even care to question him)

Lecture #2   A New Rest

(GG will redefine "rest" to mean "sacrifice yourself and family for GG's ministry"

Lecture #3   The Importance of the 7th Day

(actually this is more focused on the unimportance of others interpretations.  GG will publically ridicule any dissenting opinions)

Lecture #4   The Eternal Purpose

This will make absolutely no sense to any clear thinking individual.  BUT, DON't WALK OUT.....YOU MIGHT STILL GET A BLESSING!)

Lecture #5   The Semi-Eternal Purpose

(Here is the real scoop.......Serve the temporal needs of GG)

Lecture #6   The Eternal 7th Day

(This should really provide great hope to all.  The Lodge experience will never end )

Lecture #7   The Glory of the 7th Day Laborers

(Just think, in the glory, you will have this testimony..........You served GG, you shunned other Christians, you were full of spiritual pride, you scared many away from the Lord.  WOW!)


And remember this is all free!  But of course all your offerings already paid for it 100 times over.  But let's not bring that up!  

[Arthur]

Yes brother.  Your wallets are safe here.  

[outdeep]

Having been familiar with the Assembly since 1978, I am familiar with most of the things that happened.  However, this "7th day" refererence seemed to have happened after I left.  Could someone fill me in as to what George was teaching regarding the 7th day of creation?

[freebird]

Dave,

I missed it as well, but I am told that GG started teaching that man was made on the 7th day of creation.  To me, this is a heretical teaching.  It totally warps the New Testament rest.