Well, I imagine it's hard work ripping off God's people. There's all that time that he has to study the word to find ways to justify his family's racket and to beat down the sheep until they understand it's the G-way or the highway. Hey, I can totally see that it takes time to think of ways to malign the character of those who do not agree with you and who might stand in your way. And no doubt writing those excommunication letters isn't easy either. Why do you think George has a secretary...oh, well, uh...