One question about the Assembly bar and grill: Wouldn't it be more proper for them to say "We don't have a name. We're just a simple gathering of drinkers, locally expressed"?
Patron, "May I speak to the mananger?"
Waiter, "we don't have a manager....but several of us take responsibility to see that the food and liqour are poured promptly."
Patron, "Who started this restauraunt? Who owns it?"
Waiter, "The Chamber of Commerce raised it up."
I saw this on a t-shirt the other day:
Homer Alaska, a quaint little drinking town with a small fishing problem.